My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Did I show you my penis last night?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
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Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
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Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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