He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
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Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
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My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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