thus making me awesome and them whores
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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