This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
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I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
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He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Someone signed my nipple.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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