what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
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Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
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I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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