OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
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you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
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Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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