She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
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All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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