maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
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Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
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And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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