so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
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Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
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I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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