Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
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I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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