my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Randomize