are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I want you more than these girls want KFC
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
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I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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