That's intense
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
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how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
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That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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