i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
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Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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