Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
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Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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