Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
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seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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