1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
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It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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