No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
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he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
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Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
My ass is underappreciated
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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