You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
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there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
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In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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