and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
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Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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