nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
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please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
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I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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