Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
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He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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