i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
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I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
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so much tequila, so little girl.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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