Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
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She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
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this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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