Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
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His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
My penis needs a shock collar
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Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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