You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
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BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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