East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
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Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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