I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
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sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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