I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
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I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
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I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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