I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
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Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
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You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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