How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
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he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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