Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
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I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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