just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
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Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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