maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
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How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
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your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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