I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
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Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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