Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
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even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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