I just made out with a guy for $7.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
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I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
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I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
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