it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
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Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
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She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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