Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
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High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
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I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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