cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
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just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
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I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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