i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
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Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
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Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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