Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
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I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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