well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
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Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
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It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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