my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
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you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
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god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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