i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
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i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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