i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
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He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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