**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
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Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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