O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
fuck your aforementioned shoe
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
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i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
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one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
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