Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
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You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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