soooo we both peed the bed last night...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
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I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
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